miércoles, 30 de julio de 2008

PATHETIC

May this be understood as the obsessive behaviour of any person to be the centre of attention. To get that, he makes use of any kind of stratagems, paying no attention to the sense of ridiculous. Some times, it is not enough to be on tv under a overvalued appelative, no sir, he wants to go beyond so he uses his pseudocreativity, dedicating part of his faulty talent to music. In this last one, you can notice the absolute lack of capacity.

In general this kind of individual owns means to keep his high ego, money among others, and a retinue of unconditional "asskissers"-as mediocre as him-who he keeps them near by having parties.

Lack of physical attractiveness and grey matter, he can be found in his natural habitat. Not by turning the tv on and watching Discovery Channel, but watching "Showbusinessland".

How do we recognize him? we do as we recognize any other being. If we whistle a puppy comes and if we say "kitty kitty kitty!" a kitty comes, well if shout "arsehole"...Sergio Lagos comes.

viernes, 25 de julio de 2008

PIÑERACHRIST SUPERSTAR

Opportunist: guy who takes advantage of some political circumstances to make use of his wealthy condition to become a candidate, it could be his carism and of course his last name, which is part of a prestigious chilean family.




The definition belongs to Elorrietìstic Royal Dictionary of the "Thinking" Language of MINE, and that's it. And obviously it has a destination who has name and last name. Is it obvious? It's nothing more and nothing less than Sebastian Piñera. Because after all seen the last months, I have nothing but to write this post to his art. The art of making the fool-or try to-of every chilean guy-or woman- who's in front of him. Of course not any guy, no please. It's just this kind of person, the one who buys his concern about our beautiful Chile. Such concern takes him to some point in which he has to prepare a trip to Colombia- I don't see the why-with maps, figures and everything to discuss with president Uribe the complicated situation of OUR Transantiago, and that, of course is all the current government's fault, right?.what a cheeky fellow ...and that's only one point. The last one was two days ago when certain mayor was acussed of-I believe-embezzlement. He, as we all expected, get a very supportive reaction from his political tendency, which-what a coincidence-belongs to the same, in some way, that Piñera has. But no. Sebita had to show his $OCIAL vocation, and he asked this mayor to clear his economical situation to the chilean people (people: word that every candidate loves to use, when need it but in fact most of them gets sick of when practice it). When watching this I did nothing but laugh. Outreagoeus, really. Well, with out considering that some women will vote him just because they say he is hot ( helloooo), which seems to be enaugh to use the presidential seat in LA MONEDA. Anyhow, if next year Seba becomes our elected president, I strongly believe this country will have what deserves, buy I ...won't vote him. Maybe I'd do it for his brother, if he'd say we'll have free parties every month, but as I'm sure that would be with Sebas's money...I don't think it'd work.




jueves, 17 de julio de 2008

THE "JARR FACE"

Following the advice of my dear friend Mariano, who is also one of my keen readers ( do I hear laughter?haha) I think it's my duty to write about this embarrasing fact. I do not back these kind of attitudes. Quite rude this girl, in fact. I'd go spare if I see my Valentina tomorrow beating an authority, or an older person, I say it because I'v got a mother, and a grandmother, and aunts, etc. i'd drop dead. I wonder how would I feel if that woman would have benn my mum, for example, I'd like to kill that little girl...who does she think she is? she's only 14!!!!! and a very "supportive"mum, by the way, shame on them! On the other side, if I see her defending herself- I mean my daughter-, using arguments, leaving her contendor speechless..how proud I'd feel! don't you think?. Anyhow, after all the Minister had said about the education and everything, I only have to say: my dear lady, quite different to be in front of the kids, huh?




P.S. how can your name be "Mùsica"(music)!! very out of key by the way this "music"!!

lunes, 14 de julio de 2008

THE BABYSHOWER

It was a rainy day, but we gathered in spite of the weather. I didn't invite too many people, it was in fact 6 of us. But enough to have a great time, and we did.


P.S. Thanks to my friends Astrid and Paola for making this great moment possible!

viernes, 11 de julio de 2008

AS MOTHER AS DAUGHTER

It's maybe unfair the title of my post because Jano and I are very much alike, that's why I think it is my duty to clear things. When I was a little girl, I used to sing very old boleros. "Muñequita Linda" and "Perfidia" were part of my repertoire. A few days ago Jano was laughing as he said "no...she doesn't sing cumbia, nor reggaeton, nor pop music. Valentina sings 'Non, je ne regrette rien' ". Just as their parents, she loves Christmas and Halloween. She's got a lot of toys, Barney, Uniqua from the Backyardigans, and many others, but she ADORES this ribbon skeleton which used to be part of our Halloween decoration. She hugs him, kisses him and calls him "Jack". If we have guests, sometimes she gives the skeleton to them to be kissed too (It happened last week with my dad and brother). Anyhow, reincarnation? clonation? no, just simple heritage.